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motifake

Q Demotivational Poster


HOLD DOWN F11 - I'm going to hell for this. I just know it.


TAGS: yet another quake rocked haiti today the capitol was destroyed damage estimates were in the tens of dollars
Rating: 4.52/5

More motifakes by Dude 4515

Thedge - August 31, 2014, 11:07 pm
Me too. Once more ! 5 large duck dingi!
JesusWept - November 30, 2012, 8:26 am
LMFAO!! Good one! 5 pts!
Airman - February 24, 2011, 5:06 pm
along the same line of thinking.. this really worked well
vasilache - July 5, 2010, 5:07 am
did you heard about the family that moved from Haiti to Chile? they were afraid of quakes
Hawamleh - June 21, 2010, 9:13 pm
Sir I would like to High five you for that one.
Produceman117 - February 2, 2010, 6:05 pm
I'm facepalming with a smile. 5L.
Faceplant31 - February 2, 2010, 5:56 pm
Thats the point Dr. F
Dr. Festerpus - February 2, 2010, 5:05 pm
When i did it vista had a f***ing seizure
cheesypoofs - January 28, 2010, 7:33 pm
thats awesome!
lesterinside - January 26, 2010, 8:12 pm
One more time...
lesterinside - January 26, 2010, 8:11 pm
Yes, so BAD!!! So am I!!!!!! LMAO...
Bovee - January 26, 2010, 4:05 pm
that makes my faves. 5l
myhouseinthewoods - January 26, 2010, 3:16 pm
very funny stuff you have here
Ed-Hyde - January 26, 2010, 2:02 pm
Sent this one to everyone in my office. A tragedy at this level, you either laugh or go insane. Since we are all crazy already . . .
Airman - January 26, 2010, 1:15 pm
this is the funniest one we have seen in quite some time. AMSOME
Faceplant31 - January 26, 2010, 12:56 pm
This poster is fukcing amsome! Kudos Dude. Worlogog quit being a douche, if you can't find humor in this just STFU and move on!
Lincoln - January 26, 2010, 11:03 am
f***ing awesome! LMAO
DreMagnum - January 26, 2010, 8:21 am
Ahhh Worlogog, why ya got to be like that? Its a joke dude.
Worlogog - January 26, 2010, 8:08 am
Yes. Yes, you are. Ik hope the next 7-9 quake hits your f*cking family.
HareRama - January 26, 2010, 5:54 am
Haha,hilarious.d***...I laughed too.
Dude 4515 - January 25, 2010, 11:41 pm
YYYEEEAAAHHH!!!!!!! my first top five poster!
rerun - January 25, 2010, 8:21 pm

save me a seat Dude4515, I laughed
Claire - January 25, 2010, 7:42 pm
Hehe.. that was fun. 5L!
GreyScorpion - January 25, 2010, 7:29 pm
rat bastard!!! now my screen won't quit shaking at richter 7!!
nutsmcbutts - January 25, 2010, 7:11 pm
classy bro, 5ls on dissun
Bartimaeus - January 25, 2010, 5:45 pm
I seriously can't stop doing this.
Bartimaeus - January 25, 2010, 5:03 pm
That's hilarious! I keep coming back to this one...5L
BoneCD - January 25, 2010, 5:00 pm
5 shaking poodles! *now if I could only vote between the tremors*
LogicDude - January 25, 2010, 4:29 pm
Pour me a beer...I'm right behind you apparently. I LOL'd...
know_it_all - January 25, 2010, 4:15 pm
holy **** on windows it makes the screen look like an earthquake because it switches from window to fullscreen back and forth really quick. hilarious! gratuitous win, 5/5
CANADA - January 25, 2010, 4:14 pm
but macs suck
Derek - January 25, 2010, 3:58 pm
F11 on most Macs turns the sound down.
DreMagnum - January 25, 2010, 3:40 pm
is it sad I had to hold down f11 just to see what this meant
CANADA - January 25, 2010, 3:35 pm
LMAO!
zammuelist - January 25, 2010, 2:56 pm
Nicely done 5/5


~ QUESTION ~ - “Why is Monday so far away from Friday but Friday is so close to Monday?”


TAGS: monday friday question weekend
Rating: 4.93/5

More motifakes by beastmaster

spacedog - July 31, 2012, 7:26 pm
Heh, Gingercat.


ADHD - I do NOT have ADHD. I have ADOLAS. Attention Deficit - Oh, Look A Squirrel!


TAGS: adhd adolas attention deficit squirrel
Rating: 4.52/5

More motifakes by twill1962

nyet - February 26, 2013, 6:29 pm
Lol, i think i have that...
CloudchaserS - February 1, 2013, 1:00 am
That on a shirt would go great with my fursona being a canid
Oiler - January 31, 2013, 9:48 pm
It took me a second, I am old and slow. 5L for a good chuckle


YOGAPTHY -


TAGS: yoga masters relation techniques just get drunk
Rating: 4.98/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 11, 2013, 1:44 am
Some of the homeless in my neighborhood do those poses, hah-ha.
lesterinside - September 1, 2012, 11:35 pm
Bwahahahahaha. 5L
pratham - December 29, 2011, 1:44 pm
brilliant..
SunnyDay - December 25, 2010, 11:34 am
I'm bowing to the master, this is the greatest poster EVER ! 5L of course
Nagard - October 30, 2010, 7:50 pm
Hilarious! Just plain awesome!
rerun - October 30, 2010, 6:59 pm

greatness
ICEMAN - October 30, 2010, 6:40 pm
5 chakras
crankyhead - October 30, 2010, 6:12 pm
LOL!


PHILOSOPHY -


TAGS: life time woman beer answer question wrong german quote ***y girl c*****ge dirndl oktoberfest
Rating: 3.92/5

More motifakes by giulio

Yorick - September 20, 2012, 1:06 am
Good one. 5 cheers for you. (or 5 prost!)
Hippopotosaurus - November 11, 2009, 9:32 pm
i'm in full agreement with this haha 5L's


EVERY TIME YOU ASK A STUPID QUESTION.. - God kills a kitten.


TAGS: don t ask stupid questions kitten idiot dumb
Rating: 3.77/5

More motifakes by Nate

TheHornyGoat - November 13, 2015, 2:29 am
Am I going to hell for giving this 5L?
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 26, 2012, 12:11 pm
ROTFLMAO! XD
1enferno - December 17, 2009, 6:15 pm
This is funny. It deserves a LOL~
peteyb - November 21, 2009, 11:34 pm
love it-want this for my office
agdaniele - October 8, 2009, 12:42 am
Cuuuuuute kitty, though!
agdaniele - October 8, 2009, 12:42 am
When I figur it ou.... shaddup.
ICEMAN - October 8, 2009, 12:40 am
How come? Why? Where did you hear that? Is that true? What's the deal with that? Ok, how many kittens is that?
agdaniele - October 7, 2009, 8:57 pm
That river runneth over...


MATH -


TAGS: long equation blindfolded chalkboard commi3
Rating: 4.4/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

the1stCOMMI3 - December 4, 2011, 3:02 am
*brittish, stupid autocorrect
the1stCOMMI3 - December 4, 2011, 3:02 am
Call it a grittier accent, why not?
Derek - November 28, 2011, 9:10 pm
Didn't teach you Spe = ing


DECEPTION -


TAGS: quiet shy determine judging retards
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

stormXIII - March 3, 2013, 6:05 pm
hé hé !
Sean - October 14, 2011, 7:06 pm
Very nicely done. Now I wish even more that the dude wouldn't smirk every time he looks at me.
conundrum - October 14, 2011, 6:32 pm
Wow! a poster of me! I Like!
Reality Lord - October 14, 2011, 5:39 pm

lolz...ditto
crankyhead - October 14, 2011, 4:14 pm
5uperb!


BE VEWY VEWY QUIET -


TAGS: women sleeping peace and quiet
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by Airman

Whoflungdung74 - September 16, 2013, 7:14 am
My wife's an Insomniac lol!!
mrbommynuke - October 30, 2011, 11:48 am
its funny cause it true lol
UlyssesArt - October 27, 2011, 7:08 pm
lol very good
tellitlikeitis - October 25, 2011, 9:08 pm
Had to laugh at this one... 5 (more hours of peace for men).
Greeny - October 25, 2011, 8:34 pm
55555h!
mariand - October 25, 2011, 4:32 pm
ditto


LISTEN UP -


TAGS: gun buy back quotation
Rating: 4.53/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

concern3 - March 12, 2016, 7:11 am
yes, an UP yours
premiumgrade - December 26, 2013, 8:38 pm
5 lions, lgvernon. Anti-gun zealots won't agree till said criminals come to their house and they run next door to my house & I tell them to go back home.


MEMORY LOSS - Many Democrats conveniently had it when criticizing the Bush administration on Iraq. So who was it who "lied"?


TAGS: stupid democrats forgetful politics war iraq bush clinton kennedy gore
Rating: 3.09/5

More motifakes by Paul Kondor Poduszlo

DeGrey - September 24, 2010, 1:06 am
Please Don't Feed the Trolls
WTFO - September 18, 2009, 11:22 pm
Moo+, why don't you stop trying to tell people what to do. It's more tiring than the trolls. 2nd point: if you're going to falsly accuse someone of racism be smart enough to know that a Clansman is from Scotland and a Klansman is a coward with a sheet.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - September 18, 2009, 9:57 pm
To answer your question ILB; most of these quotes were made during the Clinton administration. Oh, and welcome, knowitall.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 18, 2009, 4:00 pm
You need to stop ""knowitall" Your political BS belongs somewhere else. At your Clan Meeting Maybe?
knowitall - September 18, 2009, 3:30 pm
sry grammar nazi, there's a lot of letters in that word "intelligent" and it's almost 5pm on friday...
knowitall - September 18, 2009, 3:29 pm
TTH, pffft, you're a tool. WTFO keep up the good work. your "soapbox rants" are intelligent and accurate. anyone that doesn't want to hear them is as intellingent as a 3 year old covering his ears screaming "na-na-na-na" for fear of learning the truth
knowitall - September 18, 2009, 3:21 pm
bravo to Paul for not stooping to your level. hopefully you dumbocrats will get a job one day and learn the value of honesty, respect, and hard work. maybe then you'll grow a pair...
knowitall - September 18, 2009, 3:20 pm
i find it hilarious that you guys call thetrashheap "TTH", considering that also stands for "to talk homo" and all you libtards seem to be slobbing his knob while you cry about the poster and attack it's creator.
knowitall - September 18, 2009, 3:17 pm
i for one, enjoy the politifakes as do many of my co-workers and friends who i share them with.
WTFO - September 17, 2009, 12:56 am
Sorry Bart. I know you were kidding. You just caught me all worked up at the time. No offense, bud.
Bartimaeus - September 16, 2009, 7:10 pm
Just joking. I figured I'd make a small literary reference to parody the political debates that go on around the site.
WTFO - September 16, 2009, 6:31 pm
Bart, nothing to be suspicious, ILB is a low-life who doesn't care about facts. Bush is a liar, but these folks he questions the timing of the comments. He's full of ****.
Bartimaeus - September 16, 2009, 5:42 am
Now I'm suspicious...
Bartimaeus - September 16, 2009, 5:41 am
Dude, ILB, are you and WTFO like Locke and Demosthenes?...Just kidding, I'm sure you two aren't the same person. Are you? Nah, it can't be; why would a person go to all the trouble of using two computers for such a purpose...Then again, it is politics.
ILB - September 16, 2009, 5:26 am
that we turned our back on, and is now falling apart, Afghanistan.
ILB - September 16, 2009, 5:25 am
Taking a page from WTFO's book, I would like to see where and most importantly WHEN these comments were made. Undoubtedly some are true, but based on false information fed to all of us to justify an unnecessary war that detracted us from the real mission
TheTrashHeap - August 21, 2009, 2:15 am
mo even
TheTrashHeap - August 21, 2009, 2:14 am
What a kissass you are when it suits you wtfo! Do you really think mooooooooooooo can't see right through you?
WTFO - August 21, 2009, 12:28 am
MO, I appreciate the clarification of your position. I may have dragged you in with the likes of TTH. You obviously are not as much a hater as he is. My apologies if I unfairly attacked you.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 20, 2009, 10:19 pm
I believe the A.C.O.R.N. secret headquarters is right nearby to there as well.
Mark - August 20, 2009, 1:39 pm
Morry's Deli, 5500 S Cornell Ave.,Chicago, IL Not to drag politics into these comments but, Morry's is just down the street from BHO's Chicago residence. Drop by and say hello if you like.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 20, 2009, 9:53 am
I can get a nice liverwurst sammich.you know, with the pickle......The nice crisp kosher dill with a little garlic?.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 20, 2009, 9:51 am
1.What does any of this have to do with Porcelina leaving?...2.Mr M. Clearly stated that politifakes have to be at least a little funny and entertaining(so just stick to that and you'll be fine)3. No Ranting (sounds simple enough)4. Does anyone know where
MO - August 20, 2009, 9:19 am
though I actually agree with many of your points. So I'm out of the politifake debate...that's where I stand. I just think that you and the others could take most of the long winded rants to the forum and go hog wild...
MO - August 20, 2009, 9:14 am
I respect the heck outta you both for your service as members of our military. I also do not mind the fact that you two rant in an extremly educated manner. I do find it kinda neurotic though. It's the same thing over and over and over and over....even
MO - August 20, 2009, 9:10 am
So I'm just playing catch up and I see my name got drug into this....WTFO you've no doubt noticed that I've refrained from directing any of my politifake comments toward anyone in particular, right? And my opinion of you and mark is still the same....
Arrogant Knight - August 20, 2009, 3:18 am
Hey thanks for the laughs, WTFO. You crack me up.
TheTrashHeap - August 19, 2009, 11:42 pm
Merrily merrily merrily merrily.......
Haarakkon - August 19, 2009, 11:41 pm
It could maybe use some refining. It certainly does compartmentalize things, though. It keeps the rest of you from having to read my diatribes.
Sean - August 19, 2009, 11:37 pm
I kinda have mixed feelings there Haar. Though it kinda compartmentalizes the flame wars, eh?
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 11:34 pm
God, you are a prick. I'm done with you Canuck.
Haarakkon - August 19, 2009, 11:34 pm
I LOVE this filter!!! Amsome work!!!
TheTrashHeap - August 19, 2009, 11:30 pm
Did you miss the post where MR M. said this site was for entertainment? No soapbox ranting?
TheTrashHeap - August 19, 2009, 11:28 pm
Awwwwwwwww pooor baby! If you can rant so can I.
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 11:26 pm
TTH, STFU. Take your little clique and go F yourself.
TheTrashHeap - August 19, 2009, 11:22 pm
The problem was never with your posters, but with your long repetitive rants that filled the latest comments page. Now that Mr M. has asked that you refrain from the soapbox behavior all should improve.
TheTrashHeap - August 19, 2009, 11:13 pm
Just cant stop whining can you WTFO?
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 19, 2009, 11:08 pm
on here but I would like to think people are above that. If a poster I make is rejected; I have no problem. If it's approved; super. Do I have (my kind of) entertainment in mind while making a poster? Yes.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 19, 2009, 11:08 pm
attacking of members and whining about the mere fact that certain posters were made in the first place. I sincerely did not mean to get off on the wrong foot with many here; yet I do feel I was attacked first. Which is fine; I'll be glad to trade insults
TheTrashHeap - August 19, 2009, 11:08 pm
You are taking this way too seriously.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 19, 2009, 11:07 pm
to some. Yet once a poster is approved; what's the point in carrying on about it? And while this site may not be the ideal place for serious political discussion; With all due respect to the boss I would have to think that's preferable to outright
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 19, 2009, 11:07 pm
The bottom line is that I agree that Mr. Motifake is the head of this place and approve or disapprove any given poster. It's about entertainment, yet as demonstrated what is entertainment is subjective and a political poster can be entertaining according
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 11:01 pm
Much obliged, Sean. Like I said, I try to add variety and humor where I can. I just like to vent and get irritated when others on this site try to force people off the site for no good reason.
Sean - August 19, 2009, 10:58 pm
I obviously can't resist doing a politifake every now and then, but it is the few individuals who make "regurgifakes" that tend to bring the whole enterprise into disrepute. Ah well. And I think a 3 or better rating means yer doing something right.
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 10:53 pm
again, I'm respectful when others are respectful. I will discuss these thoughts with Mr. Motifake since he is the owner of this site and I'm not sure he is aware of the tactics of the chat clique to team up and attack his other guests.
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 10:51 pm
I also believe that the ratings of my posters prove the exact opposite of TTH and AKs a**ertion that they don't belong here. Several of mine are funny, demotivational, and sarcastic which is why Mr. Motifake approves them. As I've shown over and over
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 10:50 pm
Great points, Sean. I have been trying to keep current and differ my posters. Maybe that is why most of mine are rated well over 3 lions.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 19, 2009, 10:48 pm
Quite frankly I find this whole conversation the most entertaining thing on this entire site; and that's not meant to be a dis to great Motifakes.
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 10:48 pm
lint ball if she so chooses and her free speech to discuss it. BTW, in the forum the "I DON'T take sides" moderator, AK stated "Good riddance. Can we move on now?"
Sean - August 19, 2009, 10:48 pm
... or Bush-is-a-moron? Lame.
Sean - August 19, 2009, 10:48 pm
Well, the politcal ones tend to be far more numerous and far less varied than the anti-religious ones. I mean, how many Obama-is-a-socialist posters have we seen? Though I readily concede that many of the anti-r. ones are pretty artless and nasty.
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 10:47 pm
I'm back and I did confirm my suspicions. I went back to events that led to the leaving of Porcelina. It was TTH, Moo+ and AK as the clique attack hounds. While I don't support her satanic belief system I do support her right to worship the all mighty
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 19, 2009, 10:43 pm
Plus I just LOVE how the people same exact people who whine and b**** about Politifakes' very existence don't say a f***ing thing about Religifakes constantly trashing the church and ridiculing prophets and the annointed.
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 10:42 pm
on something and I'll be right back. I know you'll be waiting with bells on.
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 10:42 pm
poster. I want to thank Haar for being respectful in his comments as well as others. The clique attack hounds appear to be led by TTH, AK has the muscle through duties, and Moo+ and MO just tag along through peer pressure or something. I'm going to check
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 10:40 pm
solely with politics or I would be able to find you weighing in on Bush, Cheney, or Palin attack posters. It also interesting to me that Moo+ was very respectful until about the time that AK invited him to PM to talk about "stuff" over on the chat room
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 10:39 pm
like. Unfortunately, one of those clique members has been given moderator authority by Mr. Motifake. I wonder if he's aware of how you abuse your authority. It is obvious you have it out for me and others who are anti-Obama. I don't believe it has to do
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 10:37 pm
If you look to the bottom of this comment chain you'll see there was no trouble until TTH joined in acting like a prick. What has become quite apparent to me is that the "Staring at us clique" has a subset group that team up and attack others they don't
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 10:35 pm
stuff doesn't belong here", "to stop your stupid ranting", "I cannot WAIT for this filter to be implemented. I really can't", "creating Politifake.org to shut you up", and finally "THERE" like a 12 yr old child. Please tell us all how you don't take sides
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 10:32 pm
AK, You stated "I do NOT take sides" earlier. Please enlighten everyone on how you can claim that with any validity after lower you stated "Vomitting political views...does NOT make you intelligent", "having all this trouble with you", "You know KNOW this
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 19, 2009, 8:30 pm
Arrogant Knight: I seem to have an issue with what exactly?
MO - August 19, 2009, 2:46 pm
Today the sun will set on the last day of Politifake tyrany!! Long live the funny!!! Next stop?? Anime free shenanigans!!!! I'm all for some debate...but if you debate it till it's sore....take it to the fourum FFS! I even logged in at work to say that..!
TheTrashHeap - August 19, 2009, 10:42 am
It's just some guy who goes around eating weird stuff from the outback. Kinda like Ray Mears but with a stronger stomach.
Arrogant Knight - August 19, 2009, 10:39 am
...I have not. Pretty sure I don't EVER want to see it!
Mark - August 19, 2009, 10:39 am
OK....that's good to know. I haven't been around much and was unaware of that. I used to sit next to a "Moderator" in third grade. "Teacher! Teacher! Mark was talking when you were out of the room." Does the Moderator job come with credentials?
TheTrashHeap - August 19, 2009, 10:38 am
Have you ever seen the bush tucker man? cool show but i cant understand a word he says!
Arrogant Knight - August 19, 2009, 10:37 am
...I'll get a headache.
Arrogant Knight - August 19, 2009, 10:37 am
It's too late for me to be laughing, TTH, dammit!
TheTrashHeap - August 19, 2009, 10:36 am
Gonna call me sugar t*** will ya! shrimp on the barbie is there?
TheTrashHeap - August 19, 2009, 10:35 am
You, Sir Knight are a poopy face! and I will not listen to you no way no how! Who ever heard of an Aussie knight! Sir quigley is it? "that aint a sword, this is a sword"? Off to fight the dreaded bush tucker man are you??? Sir Roadwarrior the drunk is it?
Arrogant Knight - August 19, 2009, 10:35 am
Pretty much. ...Actually, yeah, spot on.
Mark - August 19, 2009, 10:33 am
AK - I was unaware that you are a Moderator. Exactly what is a Moderator? Is that like Mr. Motifake Lite?
Arrogant Knight - August 19, 2009, 10:31 am
I thanked you for agreeing to listen to me as a Moderator. WTFO and PKP seem to have an issue with it.
Mark - August 19, 2009, 10:31 am
"the right to censorship" was my lame attempt at sarcasm. As I have said before, Mr. Motifake is the boss and I'm not arguing with him. That's a "no win proposition." I'm discussing a point and giving my opinion.
TheTrashHeap - August 19, 2009, 10:28 am
"the right to censorship" not sure what you meant there Mark. We do have the right to free speech, Only this isn't Canada, it's Motifake. In the land of Motifake there are no political debates, no threats by timmies, and no arguing with the boss man.
Mark - August 19, 2009, 10:26 am
TTH - We agree at last!
TheTrashHeap - August 19, 2009, 10:24 am
Without MR M. we would not even have this site, if he chooses to censor anything that is his right. This is not a democracy, Motifake was created with a purpose in mind and it's creator has the right to shape it to that purpose.
Mark - August 19, 2009, 10:23 am
AK - Your welcome....but what were you thanking me for?
Mark - August 19, 2009, 10:22 am
I was just using this poster as an example. Some people might find it to be unfunny and unentertaining. There is no issue.
motifake - August 19, 2009, 10:20 am

Mark said: " I find this poster to be both funny and entertaining." It was approved. Where is the issue?
Arrogant Knight - August 19, 2009, 10:19 am
Thank you, Mark. Sincerely.
Mark - August 19, 2009, 10:17 am
And I'll dance to whatever Mr. M and the Moderators decide to play.
Mark - August 19, 2009, 10:16 am
Hmmmm, sounds like censorship to me. Do you have the right to censorship in Canada? We like to think of both of our countries having free speech, but this is a "private" site and Mr. (or Ms.) Motifake has the final word.
TheTrashHeap - August 19, 2009, 10:07 am
I would a**ume that Mr M. and the moderators will decide what's funny. (sounds like a bad do-wop band). Ladies and gentlemen MR M. And the MODERATORS!!!! wooooo woooohooooo
Mark - August 19, 2009, 10:03 am
...1 Lion and then move on. That's what I do if I don't like a poster. If I disagree with a point of view, I post my point and welcome a sane discussion. If you choose to create a Politifake.org I'll refrain from posting politifakes on motifake.
Mark - August 19, 2009, 10:00 am
...offer my opinion. Who will decide what is funny and entertaining? I find this poster to be both funny and entertaining. I also agree with PKP that the problem seems to lie with those who are whining about politifakes. They have the option to vote...
Mark - August 19, 2009, 9:56 am
Well Mr. Motifake, you of course are the boss and have the final word here. I've just read this entire comment list and found my name mentioned here a few times if though I haven't been on the site much in the past few months, so I feel compelled to....
BoneCD - August 19, 2009, 9:48 am
Now stop that gloating AK...you have privileged information!
Arrogant Knight - August 19, 2009, 9:43 am
THERE.
spacedog - August 19, 2009, 9:38 am
Thank Mr. M.
motifake - August 19, 2009, 9:36 am

So guys, please keep the purpose in mind. I may release politifake.org for people who want to have these outright political battles. But dont want it here. Funny politifakes are ok though.
motifake - August 19, 2009, 9:35 am

Keeping entertainment in mind. The last thing we want is huge, long, serious political debates. Nothing funny/entertaining about that. People come here to relax, not stress out about politics.
motifake - August 19, 2009, 9:34 am

This site is about ENTERTAINMENT. Politifakes are allowed if they are FUNNY/WITTY. Not simply idealogical attacks.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 19, 2009, 6:11 am
Because, sir, the one's causing the problem are the ones who are complaining ABOUT Politifakes. If the boss gets in contact with me... great.
Arrogant Knight - August 19, 2009, 6:00 am
I have discussed this with him directly. How can you tell me to get my facts straight?
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 19, 2009, 5:57 am
In the meantime I won't a**ume the boss thinks anything until he posts a decision.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 19, 2009, 5:54 am
You mean to shut the complainer OF Politifakes up. Get your facts straight.
Arrogant Knight - August 19, 2009, 5:12 am
I like how you chose to ignore what I said completely. M obviously agrees that politics don't belong here. You'd get that if you read my comments. He is even considering creating Politifake.org to shut you up.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 19, 2009, 5:05 am
Haarakkon; is the lead story about a shooting downtown gee... maybe because they're LOCAL broadcasting stations? And of course politics from other countries matter. I have no problem with Canadian or Portuguese politics being discussed on here.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 19, 2009, 4:57 am
I was just speaking my mind and defending myself after being attacked. I'm flabbergasted I haven't been called a racist yet.


20 YEARS AGO -


TAGS: depressed spongebob gary bowl bed night sad squarepants too soon but funny
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

BanFhiosaiche777 - March 19, 2012, 4:40 pm
Absolutely perfect! Right down to that %^&*( sponge which I would love to blow-up into 1,000's of little sponges!! H8 that stupid thing!
Iconoclast - October 8, 2011, 9:07 pm
OUTSTANDING !!


MOOOO - "To laugh is human but to moo is bovine."




GROUND SQUIRREL -


TAGS: squirrel
Rating: 3.6/5

More motifakes by ronsart

Fatty - February 3, 2009, 5:17 pm
Hey, yeah - that was 1 of 3 of your posters that had nothing to do with politics. Good job!
WTFO - February 1, 2009, 1:02 am
Busted, Sean. I read that. For an example of lightening up, please reference my poster titled "sock puppets" for example. Take care.
Sean - February 1, 2009, 12:42 am
I downloaded this one onto my computer, Ron. What better compiment is possible on Motifake? Take it easy ... and get WTFO totally ****faced it you can. Dude needs to lighten up (but don't tell him I said that).
BoneCD - January 31, 2009, 8:37 am
Can U say Chipmunk
Arrogant Knight - January 30, 2009, 11:24 pm
Ah, the ground squirrel... b****es to train, but totally worth it. I took on the task for EGD, who is now the proud owner of 10, count 'em, TEN squirrels... No need to thank me, really.
Sean - January 30, 2009, 7:07 pm
"You're certifiable, Ron ... but in a good way." Sigmund Freud. (Totally amsome.)


Patience -


TAGS: patience toilet roll quicker
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

mizzdizz - October 28, 2015, 1:38 am
I never made that connection before!hahahaha! Very true! 5 LOL lions!
JesusWept - October 27, 2015, 3:16 pm
Indeed haha! L L L L L


A.D.H.L.A.S - Attention Deficit...Hey Look! A Squirrel!


TAGS: funny humor squirrel
Rating: 3.91/5

More motifakes by WTFO

WTFO - November 29, 2009, 10:15 pm
Thanks.
Testimus - November 29, 2009, 10:12 pm
I love it! 5 lions from me!
CANADA - November 25, 2009, 2:41 am
LOL! 5 lions


earthquake hits detroit -


TAGS: detroit earthquake
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Hinoron - December 6, 2015, 10:01 am
Damage estimates are based on estimated costs to rebuild... if they intended to.
GaryO - May 4, 2015, 7:41 pm
N-i-i-i-c-e
mizzdizz - May 4, 2015, 4:59 am
LOL! Did anybody notice, or did they think a large truck drove by? 5L
concern3 - May 3, 2015, 11:37 am
Funny a 5er


TARRASQUE - When you absolutely, positivitly have to kill every party member.




FREDDIE MERCURY - No matter what you do your 'stache will never be as awesome as this




THE TROUBLE WITH INTERNET QUOTES -


TAGS: paton lincoln gandalf quote bait
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by R.S.Jake

steve1961 - February 21, 2013, 9:05 pm
Wow...he also said that the FAIL was strong in you...
zoomer296 - February 21, 2013, 8:59 pm
That quote is from YODA!!! Morons.
forseti - August 10, 2011, 3:01 am
done pretty often IMO but it always gives me a chuckle. 5 quotes
R.S.Jake - August 9, 2011, 4:57 pm
You know, it could be, I feel bad, I didn't verify my source! ;)
Airman - August 9, 2011, 4:13 pm
LOL I alway thought that was from Robert E Lee.. I stand corrected
mariand - August 9, 2011, 3:03 pm
ab5olutely right


YOU WOULD THINK WE WOULD -


TAGS: spanish inquisition
Rating: 4.76/5

More motifakes by Airman

Gigavolt - December 23, 2012, 12:42 am
NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!
Verdeckt - December 24, 2011, 6:37 am
Gold..
gas - December 21, 2011, 12:58 pm
AHA!
Reality Lord - December 21, 2011, 12:47 pm

....did someone say..... "the spanish inquisition".....?


JAPAN - gets shit done.


TAGS: japan earthquake okami mattakunobaka mattukenobaka
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by okami

Altrunchen - September 25, 2013, 8:56 am
Dayum...O-e
Kspace - March 31, 2011, 9:04 am
It all gets spent? That's what SHE said!
Cloudchaser - March 30, 2011, 9:34 am
I hear it's because many of their major highways are toll roads and they're not allowed to carry any surplus from one year to the next so it all gets spent


INFANTRY - Always Improvise, Adapt and Overcome...!!!


TAGS: army war infantry soldier iraq afghanistan warrior combat
Rating: 3.73/5

More motifakes by Cerberus

suzieq - January 28, 2012, 7:44 pm
Improvise, Adapt, Overcome is US Marine Corps, actally, not infantry. funny though
Schultz1 - January 28, 2012, 7:15 pm
I love this, just made me laugh over and over.


SQUIRTING. - SFW Sucks.


TAGS: squirting squirt guns
Rating: 3.67/5

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agdaniele - February 20, 2010, 11:19 pm
It's no anime, but it does raise an eyebrow.


HELP, HELP, I'M BEING REPRESSED! - Come and see the violence inherent in the system!


TAGS: monty python holy grail quote
Rating: 4.73/5

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spypengen - May 15, 2012, 10:22 am
monty python eh. 5L


IRISH SCUBA DIVING -


TAGS: back roll technique ireland
Rating: 4.52/5

More motifakes by forseti

Zreiser - January 6, 2011, 12:17 pm
TTH but then it wouldn't sound Irish...
TheTrashHeap - July 3, 2010, 11:52 am
"bloody Boat" or "darn boat" would have worked just as well. Do we really want to tempt the tasteless police?


IS THERE A DOG? - The burning question on the mind of every dyslexic existentialist.


TAGS: dyslexic existentialism dog god burning question rnr
Rating: 3.45/5

More motifakes by RnR

Zed - September 12, 2009, 10:08 pm
Nahhh, if it was Nietche, the title should have been "Dog is dead".
RnR - September 15, 2008, 5:09 pm
...there is only causality
Sean - September 15, 2008, 3:16 pm
Hey, great picture and funny text. Kinda reminds me (the picture that is) about the Nietche poster about what "does't kill him turns immediately into mustache". My 5 didn't seem to give it a boost though. Ah well.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 15, 2008, 2:48 pm
That dog looks a lot like Nietzsche. Coincidence?


SQUIRRELS - They're staring into your soul




SHERIFF BART -


TAGS: mar 9 movie quotes blazing saddles
Rating: 4.46/5

More motifakes by Fatt Matt

Bartimaeus - March 30, 2010, 2:26 pm
lol 5/5
Bartimaeus - March 30, 2010, 2:25 pm
Are you saying I'm a...grass pilot?
Hasbunmb - March 10, 2010, 2:35 pm
Baby please, I am not from Havana!
Airman - March 9, 2010, 6:46 pm
5 Schnitzengrubens LOL
agdaniele - March 9, 2010, 6:29 pm
And you're cheifly at fault for it, Grey!!!
GreyScorpion - March 9, 2010, 6:25 pm
"what?!? the moderators are queer?"...;). 5L


MOMONGA - Engineered by Japanese scientists within the secret Mt. Fuji labs and trained in the ways of the ninja


TAGS: momonga flying squirrels japanese ninja
Rating: 3.35/5

More motifakes by Dragara

showmeone - March 18, 2011, 3:51 pm
simply...furry


THE KING OF COOL - Men, when in doubt buying clothes, choosing a drink, or dating a woman, just ask yourself, "What would Steve McQueen do?"


TAGS: steve mcqueen
Rating: 4.53/5

More motifakes by vilnius

CloudchaserS - April 2, 2013, 11:53 am
I keep thinking of this and I'm surprised that I didn't already have it in my favorites (Has seen The Blob recently, will soon see Bullit)


COMMUNISM - Making everyone equally poor since 1917.


TAGS: communism equal poor lies
Rating: 4.47/5

More motifakes by Shadows81

Shadows81 - May 14, 2012, 8:09 pm
Yes I did.
Budog - April 23, 2012, 12:27 am
The Soviet Union was an adulteration of the original concept of Communism, just as China and North Korea are today. They are actually fascist dictatorships... Still 5L
Derek - April 22, 2012, 7:40 pm
You've not read Animal Farm, Shadows?
spypengen - April 21, 2012, 1:18 pm
5L for the truth factor


MOTIFAKE'S -


TAGS: motifake first unofficial iq test we all failed
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

MissPriss - December 5, 2014, 9:34 pm
Left...right?
stormXIII - March 3, 2013, 6:50 pm
my brains tell me I don't even have to know graphics to (hopefully) do witty sentences on motifake
ICEMAN - October 6, 2011, 12:37 am
Yep, the bong was empty.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 5, 2011, 3:22 am
I looked left, there was a bong there, I got distracted....that was 4 hours ago. Do I still fail?


G.I. JOE - cleansing the world of squirrles scense 1964


TAGS: squirrels g i joe
Rating: 3.13/5

More motifakes by beezer77

Hawamleh - March 19, 2011, 9:51 pm
hah !
agdaniele - March 19, 2011, 9:46 pm
Either get a hold of a dictionary, spell check, or stop having TheOne help you with captions.


I HAVE HAD -


TAGS: knuckle sandwich squirrel
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by Airman

knuker - February 22, 2011, 5:32 pm
Hehe I loves it. also some said they loved mad little animals? HII!!
firedog911 - February 18, 2011, 7:45 am
Friggin' love this... makes me smile every time I see it! Great Post!
Kelsey Morrow - February 17, 2011, 3:10 pm
i love little mad animals lol
kam1991 - February 17, 2011, 3:08 pm
aw love it so cute
voodoo3535 - February 16, 2011, 6:48 pm
Great Iron Fist!
Zook - February 16, 2011, 4:11 pm
chuckle


HEROISM -


TAGS: hero quote by bob dylan
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by Feasibly

maoworks2 - March 2, 2012, 7:55 am
5L
GySgt1811a - March 1, 2012, 3:40 pm
Yes.


TRY IT - Just try to touch his nuts i dare you!




Vows -


TAGS: buddhist extremist tranquility cell vow
Rating: 4.96/5

More motifakes by Ism

falloutghoul - November 21, 2013, 8:00 am
Good, 'cause we're on short supply.


STOP - HAMMER-TIME




BOUQUET - WOW! She Really Loves Me




MATHEMATICS -




JEDI SQUIRRELS - Is there *anything* George won't try to add to the movies?


TAGS: starwars jedi squirrels lucas lightsaber
Rating: 4.14/5

More motifakes by Gamedoc

demonranger - March 10, 2012, 4:47 pm
obviously he wil put anything in


STUPID QUESTION -


TAGS: stupid dumb question facepalm
Rating: 4.68/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 19, 2013, 4:42 pm
At this store I worked we had ONE sign, in a CORNER, that read in LARGE, RED letters: "This Isle ONLY - everything 50% off." Every customer who came in thought we were going out business. Greet poster, btw. 5L
CloudchaserS - December 21, 2012, 10:44 am
When I worked at Burger King 10 years ago, once in awhile, someone actually would ask me if the Whopper and Whopper Jr. are two different size sammiches


MY NAME IS DUG. - I have just met you, and I love you


TAGS: squirrel
Rating: 4.66/5

More motifakes by AdmiralAckbar

ICEMAN - August 2, 2011, 2:05 am
I smell a trap.
Shottyz - June 17, 2011, 7:23 pm
EXCELLENT!
Reality Lord - August 12, 2010, 6:47 pm

to me...this defines todays calendar agenda. perfect.


STUPIDITY - It often comes in pairs.


TAGS: squirrels
Rating: 3.33/5

More motifakes by Kung-Fu Devil

spacedog - March 8, 2010, 8:59 pm
British squirrels then? Limey...oh forget it.
spacedog - March 8, 2010, 8:58 pm
Put the lime in the coconut is stuck in my head.
agdaniele - March 8, 2010, 8:55 pm
Victory at last! LOL@Random
MrRandom - March 8, 2010, 8:55 pm
............ I now have that song playing in my head. I hate you all now.
agdaniele - March 8, 2010, 8:54 pm
Lovely bunch of coconuts?
rerun - March 8, 2010, 8:53 pm

I can just hear the squeeky voices, WFT, now what?
MO - March 8, 2010, 8:51 pm
*s
MO - March 8, 2010, 8:51 pm
I alway knew you were crazy, but now I can, can ... can't finish it.
agdaniele - March 8, 2010, 8:47 pm
Wait.... are they employed for ball-return in Bedrock?
agdaniele - March 8, 2010, 8:46 pm
Now I wanna crack coconuts!
rerun - March 8, 2010, 8:45 pm

They are actually our 1L bombers, if we guess correctly they take off the shells.
MO - March 8, 2010, 8:40 pm
Well, whatever the f*** they're doing; they are ... crazy as hell!
rerun - March 8, 2010, 8:38 pm

I thought they were playing hind and seek
agdaniele - March 8, 2010, 8:35 pm
They're simply awaiting the arrival of some African s******s!


EVIL SQUIRREL - He's right behind you!!!


TAGS: evil squirrel behind
Rating: 2.94/5

More motifakes by Mikeipee

LogicDude - June 16, 2009, 11:03 am
"Evil" and "Squirrel" is redundant. They're ALL evil!


IT SCARES ME THAT I WANT KIDS SOMEDAY -




CAFFEINE!!! - YEAH BABY!!!




BE UNIQUE - Society will tell you to do things a certain way Don't listen to them


TAGS: unique pissing wtf bathroom
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by rulerofmanandape

Hinoron - December 14, 2011, 3:26 pm
Recommend peeing with your mouth closed.
calvin5040 - November 20, 2011, 9:48 pm
HEY! my neighbor's dog pee's upside down.


GELATINOUS CUBE - Because Hugging Big, Squishy Things Is Not Always A Good Idea...


TAGS: dungeons and dragons gelatinous cube big squishy good ideas
Rating: 2.09/5

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calron - February 24, 2017, 5:37 am
There's always a 10X10 foot room for jello. :P


ANONYMOUS - Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth. Oscar Wilde


TAGS: mask v anonymous identity scientology oscar wilde quote legion rebelion foxnews
Rating: 4.06/5

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agdaniele - May 26, 2010, 9:00 pm
They are "Anonymous" - providing nobody anonymity but themselves... and although much good intent is shown, I'm not a fan of action without accountability; which is what this is. But, there are worse masked and hooded groups, so a tip of the hat to them.
Zealot - May 26, 2010, 7:23 pm
but a decent start to your motifaking
Zealot - May 26, 2010, 7:22 pm
Ah, the mask. the symbol of who they are. no one really knows who they just talked to, but they all say the same thing. 4/5, you shoulda titled it Anonymity for everyone to be able to get it


QUESTION -


TAGS: question voices
Rating: 3.83/5

More motifakes by beastmaster

beastmaster - July 29, 2012, 9:05 pm
I have a room reserved in the asylum. lol Thanks for the comments. ;)
Bumgrubs - April 27, 2012, 8:00 am
gold 5L!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 26, 2012, 3:50 pm
I asked that same question once; wound up in a hospital shortly thereafter. 5lions


APATHY - I'd post more but I don't really care




ATTENTION EVERYONE - Please Stay Still I've Lost A Contact


TAGS: squirrel contact
Rating: 4.59/5

More motifakes by holymoly

caveman - January 20, 2012, 7:18 pm
Everytime i see this one i laugh
Airman - January 11, 2012, 11:57 am
LOL
mariand - January 6, 2012, 4:08 pm
hahaha


NYQUIL - The Nighttime,Sniffling,Sneezing,Coughing, Aching,Have A Nice Coma, Medicine.




SQUIRREL ! ! ! - No, Wait, My Bad..... CAT ! ! !




TRUE STRENGTH -


TAGS: quite a staunch mouse
Rating: 4.72/5

More motifakes by CaptainBaked

Bull - March 27, 2011, 3:29 am
I'd have tacked on something like "unless your this little guy, then you're pretty much screwed" at the end.
CaptainBaked - March 26, 2011, 12:13 pm
Ah didn't think of that... Will do next time I might motivate someone! :)
motinet - March 26, 2011, 12:05 pm

Should have posted to MotivationalTwist.com, where all the motivational posters should go


I HAVE A DREAM - Where chickens can cross the road without having it's motives questioned


TAGS: chicken cross road question motives
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by Budog

EmilioDumphque - January 24, 2012, 9:23 pm
It was too far to walk around.
abraaz - January 17, 2012, 5:25 am
Why did this Chicken cross the road?


VIGILANCE -


TAGS: jfk quote eagle vigilance
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

NickDahlmier - February 15, 2016, 8:57 pm
JFK - Gotta love a soldier president that finds himself on the edge of world-wide annihilation... and makes the other guy blink!
rerun - January 17, 2016, 7:53 pm

I'm doing good to remember my own name, especially before coffee
mizzdizz - January 16, 2016, 9:45 pm
Nice, IgV! Very dramatic! LUV it! 5L!
lgvernon - January 16, 2016, 5:48 pm

I was wrong. It was 152375 that started this.
lgvernon - January 16, 2016, 5:42 pm

First time I tried anything different was back in July 2012 with 156955. It's still holding at almost five and has been FB shared 57 times. But my biggie is still the kitten one. One of my first posters. Been shared over 600 times. I do like this.
lgvernon - January 16, 2016, 5:36 pm

I'm an interior designer at heart. Just subconsciously wanted to pretty up the place, I guess...
Reality Lord - January 16, 2016, 5:31 pm

you know lg, was a time this poster would have been rejected. good ole days. black background, title, three lines. LOLOLOLOL. you took a sledgehammer to that way way back
Reality Lord - January 16, 2016, 5:29 pm

jeez, drop this over to politifake and see what happens.
lgvernon - January 16, 2016, 5:27 pm

The man luz me. He LUZ me, I tells ya.
Reality Lord - January 16, 2016, 5:25 pm

frickin epic.


GEOGRAPHY FAIL - CNN has no clue where Iraq is.


TAGS: cnn iraq
Rating: 2.69/5

More motifakes by cdawg

culos - November 26, 2009, 5:30 am
Isn't Romania the capital of the Czech Republic????
agdaniele - November 24, 2009, 11:44 pm
Observation Twin powers.... ACTIVATE!
cdawg - November 24, 2009, 11:40 pm
look at the map
KDP3 - November 24, 2009, 11:36 pm
Where in the news broadcast do they mention Iraq. They are taking about Romanian and I'm guessing they are talking to the Romanian ambassador.


CHESS -


TAGS: doing pawn with a queen
Rating: 3.55/5

More motifakes by Kung-Fu Devil

ICEMAN - May 8, 2010, 11:23 pm
We used to do the checkers thing at the frat with Jack & Smirnoff. The winner only lasted one or two games.
BoneCD - May 8, 2010, 11:11 pm
With the PBR you'd think they would be playing checkers
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 8, 2010, 11:01 pm
I have one of these chess sets...we played with whiskey and Escorial once...I know I won, but only because people told me the next day.


HEY - Has anyone seen the dog?


TAGS: dog cat barbeque barbecue bbq
Rating: 3.9/5

More motifakes by Koradan

BoneCD - October 30, 2009, 4:49 pm
This still cracks me up Koradan...remind me to never invite Sean's cat over for a "Q" again
spacedog - October 30, 2009, 3:00 pm
Good one Koradan!
agdaniele - October 30, 2009, 2:44 pm
Hilarious!
BoneCD - October 30, 2009, 2:43 pm
Koradan lmao...that's 5 medium rare Poodles from me


COURAGE - Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgement that something else is more important than fear. ~Ambrose Redmoon




QUIT SMOKING -


TAGS: quit smoking cigarettes gun addiction
Rating: 4.32/5

More motifakes by RebelYell

premiumgrade - October 3, 2013, 10:36 am
This is a very insightful poster. Any smoker, or former smoker can relate. The picture is super, too. I don’t know where you found it, but it’s a perfect fit for your text.


Enlightenment -


TAGS: light heat icbm reagan quote
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by beastmaster

beastmaster - September 9, 2014, 7:57 pm
"Civilization is nothing else but the attempt to reduce force to being the last resort." -- José Ortega y Gasset (1883-1955)
maoworks2 - September 6, 2014, 8:12 am
Nuke-em Till They Glow.


EXTREME CLOSE UP -




LOVE IS LIKE -


TAGS: it feels good liquid
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

BoneCD - June 17, 2013, 8:09 pm
Lets just say... only when you're in jail.
calvin5040 - February 10, 2013, 10:32 pm
ELVIS??????


TODAYS WOMEN -




PHOTOGRAPHY - The use of a flash will determine a low or high quality end result for a picture.


TAGS: flash pictures ph**ography quality
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

AcidRain - May 17, 2012, 4:14 pm
Awesome. Didn't see that coming.
MissPriss - May 16, 2012, 12:59 am
Thank you. I have material on that site too.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 16, 2012, 12:41 am
Also good for Where the Pun Is." Good job!


Q-TIPS - Toilet Paper for Perfectionists




TSUNAMI GODZILLA -


TAGS: japan tsunami godzilla earthquake
Rating: 3.9/5

More motifakes by MPsniper

agdaniele - March 13, 2011, 5:49 pm
Yes!


DAY 21 - The Humans Still Think I'm A Squash.


TAGS: guinea pig squash
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Jalozyin

MissPriss - February 18, 2013, 4:50 pm
Does Guinea Squash taste anything like Spaghetti Squash? If it does, I know what I'm having for supper a 5L heapin' bowl full!
motifayk - February 18, 2013, 10:58 am
Imma cook ma 5quash.. Haha
Silverheart - February 18, 2013, 5:23 am

I thought it was a potato... squash, potato, both are good baked in the oven and covered with b***er! 5Ls


HARLEY QUINN - Fangirls are SCARY!!!!!


TAGS: harley quinn joker batman gotham city dark knight dc comics
Rating: 3.3/5

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jeffhardy25 - October 26, 2011, 7:29 pm
THAT IS HOOOTTTTT!!! IVE HAD A CRUSH ON HARLEY SINCE I WAS A KID! :D


SCIENCE VS RELIGION - You can argue all you want about photons and miracles. I'll be out here, with a cold beer and a BBQ grill. Not really waiting for an answer.


TAGS: beer bbq science religion debate
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by Grim1812

djinnyf - March 13, 2011, 1:18 am
I guess I meant, you had me at the picture! xx
djinnyf - March 13, 2011, 1:17 am
You got me at... hum.... the picture! xx
deadluvva - September 11, 2010, 8:48 am
Great one indeed.
Derek - September 10, 2010, 9:23 pm
The quintessential agnostic :-)
spacedog - September 10, 2010, 5:52 pm
Nice one. 5L
migdal - September 10, 2010, 9:21 am
Love it ...


CHAMPION -




FORTUNATE -


TAGS: luck drinking tequila coyote ***
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

thecrotchetyoldcynic - January 27, 2015, 4:14 am
At least she knows what the Fox says . . . right?
hootizz - February 24, 2011, 3:03 pm
nothing but nothing stops 'siesta time' south of the border...
5150monkeylove - February 24, 2011, 11:55 am
Now there is a "at work fantasy" I can live with!
Faceplant31 - February 24, 2011, 9:38 am
Am5ome!


BMW DRIVERS -




ALONE IN THE WORLD -


TAGS: puppy alone chair liquid
Rating: 4.42/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

nicholsjoshua15 - January 9, 2013, 10:28 pm
The bitterness of someone left alone. Oh the years have burned , they burn. Oh they burn! I used to be your little puppy!
Kyronic - December 16, 2012, 2:30 am
5 lonely puppies for you.


ONE LOVE -




SQUIRREL WARS - "Three people have been attacked by psychotic squirrels. These squirrels are not only crazy, they're German. You know they're just getting started. The French have already surrendered." - Craig Ferguson




3 Feet = 1 Yard -


TAGS: mowing feet yard lawn quote
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by beastmaster

NickDahlmier - March 6, 2016, 6:29 pm
Lord knows I couldn't wait to start driving so-badly, I looked forward to using the '57 Jacobsen Chief lawn-tractor at a young age. (I wasn't allowed a go-cart)
Pikeman - November 6, 2015, 3:08 am
They need to make these things cut the lawn.


NEW ENGLAND - He's so not a Tourist...


TAGS: bbq wtf
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by esmith1701

forseti - August 10, 2011, 2:54 am
refers to 139596... 5 burgers!
Verdeckt - August 9, 2011, 5:36 pm
Ahahahahahaha.… nicely done.


FIRST AID -


TAGS: wcfields quote whiskey snake humor
Rating: 4.76/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - February 10, 2016, 11:41 pm

And thank you.
lgvernon - February 10, 2016, 11:40 pm

Hmmmm. Always double check quotes. This one comes up as I've reproduced it everywhere I looked.
GaryO - February 10, 2016, 11:23 pm
th** he said 'of which I also keep handy', but yeah, 5


HEROES - This looks like a job for.... SUPER SQUIRREL!!!


TAGS: squirrel superman
Rating: 3.27/5

More motifakes by curzondax12

NickDahlmier - February 11, 2016, 10:44 am
Rocket J. Squirrel: Yo, Adrian, 'chek-out mah shirt!
jinxguy44 - February 8, 2016, 1:03 pm
So THAT'S what Rocky did after Bullwinkle left...
jinxguy44 - February 8, 2016, 1:03 pm
So THAT'S what Rocky did after Bullwinkle left...
agdaniele - October 5, 2010, 1:11 am
He doesn't hide them in the pacific northwest?
Cubbybear - October 4, 2010, 11:22 pm
I remember Secret Squirrel...so that's where he hides his nuts


YOU WERE SUPPOSE - TO BE THE CHOSEN ONE! The squirrels are better than you! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!


TAGS: kitty jedi squirrel
Rating: 3.26/5

More motifakes by Life

Life - December 16, 2010, 10:07 pm
Well obviously it was lost in a light saber battle and is no longer any concern for jedi duh never question the kittens again.
Derek - December 16, 2010, 5:28 pm
Supposed to be "supposed" - do you suppose?
5150monkeylove - December 16, 2010, 10:53 am
and some people wonder why they can't get laid.
Kspace - December 16, 2010, 8:59 am
1L the Sith Kitty would have 2 red lightsabers, not one red and one green. No Jedi fights with a red lightsaber.
HammerofHeeb - December 16, 2010, 8:10 am
Kittens AND lightsabers are a winning combination to me.


Quality -


TAGS: red green quote handsome handy
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by spacedog

nicholsjoshua15 - July 18, 2015, 10:10 pm
As a kid I loved The Red Green Show" it makes of for the fact that Canada gave us Justin Bieber.
Greeny - June 30, 2013, 7:49 pm
5 rolls of duct ***e
lgvernon - June 30, 2013, 12:08 pm

Red Green~~Best. Show. Ever. 5LLLLLs


PRAIRIE PROVERBS - Blessed is the person who is too busy to worry in the daytime and too sleepy to worry at night.


TAGS: proverbs wisdom worry sleepy quote
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by beastmaster

Yorick - September 15, 2012, 12:28 am
Ain't that the truth.
beastmaster - July 29, 2012, 9:02 pm
Thank you! :)
maoworks2 - March 29, 2012, 7:03 am
Very Nice!
rerun - March 28, 2012, 7:54 pm

sweet


COMBINED IQ OF 63 - The one on the left has an IQ of 6. The one on the right has an IQ of 3.


TAGS: iq 63
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by Swampfox

NickDahlmier - February 15, 2016, 7:06 am
Probably because it's most of the ink their upper-limbs will have ever seen laid in their lives.
Hinoron - December 5, 2015, 9:50 pm
Getting tons of uncoverable tattoos is like signing a contract saying "I want to work in the back rooms for the rest of my life."
Iconoclast - November 12, 2012, 4:26 pm
But, how could an employer resist hiring them with those awsome tattoos.


MEMORIAL DAY -


TAGS: memorial day holiday bbq battle
Rating: 3.64/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

maoworks2 - May 24, 2013, 11:53 am
Remember !


SILLY HATS - Because there's clearly not enough about you that's blazingly eccentric.


TAGS: adequacy tobias silly
Rating: 1.83/5

More motifakes by Tobias

mcfinkleturdjewerson - November 23, 2008, 4:12 pm
That hat looks like my **** the morning after St. Patty.
Nicoletta - May 18, 2008, 7:58 pm
Mwahah. Tobias, you ROCK!


QUALITY VS QUANTITY -


TAGS: quality war
Rating: 4.69/5

More motifakes by Airman

Aurielius - September 20, 2015, 10:24 am
Barbarians and civil war toppled the Roman Empire...Christianity was the available remaining glue to hold it together for another century.
Airman - March 27, 2012, 7:06 pm
The Giants just did
Hinoron - March 27, 2012, 6:05 pm
Jesus vs Roman Empire? Hmm... Largest civ of the era = largest religion of our time. Conquest = Conversion Emperor = Pope Taxation = Tithing Built massive Govt buildings = build massive cathedrals. Center of organization is still Rome, Italy. Who "won"?
nicolbolas09 - June 13, 2011, 8:28 pm
Awesome. I laughed hard. Loved it 5 L's
Faceplant31 - January 18, 2011, 6:30 pm
He who has floss can blind and therefore defeat the Chinese army.
Reality Lord - January 18, 2011, 5:28 pm

was ghandi jewish? he took out the British Empire.
Urumov - January 18, 2011, 2:09 pm
Actually, apparently, we have no enough Jews.
Hawamleh - January 18, 2011, 2:00 pm
It ain't the same, china is organized arabs are just a bunch of ***ually repressed p***s with AKs
Giles333 - January 18, 2011, 1:50 pm
Well yes, Jesus did topple the Roman Empire according to many historians.
culos - January 18, 2011, 5:57 am
If you think of it, nobody talks about the Roman Empire nowadays, but Jesus is still used in every second sentence! I guess he came out on top after all...
hangmanheadphones - January 18, 2011, 3:41 am
Wait, Jesus didn't topple the Roman Empire...
Derek - January 17, 2011, 11:01 pm
Imagine a wag providing the example of Finland's effectiveness.
Reality Lord - January 17, 2011, 7:58 pm

you know when you think of it...one was enough to topple the Roman empire.
Reality Lord - January 17, 2011, 7:57 pm

lolz....nobody tells a joke better.
rerun - January 17, 2011, 7:56 pm

they only need 5 Jews to defeat the Chinese army.
Faceplant31 - January 17, 2011, 7:52 pm
This is awesome. 5L **Waits for rerun's comment**


COMPROMISE - You pay me just enough to keep me from quiting I'll work just hard enough to not get fired


TAGS: i quit
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by holymoly

bricemara - January 13, 2012, 2:55 pm
hey,its new guy


MY DOG STAY -


TAGS: good dog liquid
Rating: 4.58/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

Millzy - August 23, 2016, 8:25 pm
Hahahahahaha. d***!!!
kimzter - July 8, 2011, 12:42 am
LOL I put it on desktop so my wife will see it in the morning It's that good so i fived it too


WATER IS BAD -


TAGS: franklin quotation beer drinking humor
Rating: 4.44/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

demon001 - December 6, 2013, 6:02 pm
It was a great idea, especially 81 proof Wild Turkey!


I LOVE YOU! -




BABY BACK RIBS - Your doing it wrong You have to marinade them first


TAGS: baby bbq parenting
Rating: 3.32/5

More motifakes by FredricT

mickeyfinn - December 21, 2013, 10:02 am
this is in VERY BAD taste. No pun intended you sick stupid sphincter boy.
FredricT - December 13, 2010, 12:04 pm
Of course its child abuse, I mean no sauce, its still kicking so it wont cook evenly, and the diaper will cause the rump roast to be overdone on the outside and underdone on the inside What a waste of a perfectly good baby
culos - December 12, 2010, 5:54 pm
NOT!!!!
culos - December 12, 2010, 5:54 pm
NOT LOL. Child Abuse is never LOL, Poster rocks
Brady Raphael - December 12, 2010, 5:09 pm
LOL child abuse.
Reality Lord - December 12, 2010, 1:14 pm

spelling nazi's....p'ffffft. wait....i feel a poster coming on.
Donkasaurus - December 12, 2010, 12:58 pm
Marinade - noun. Marinate - verb. =D
Reality Lord - December 12, 2010, 9:49 am

argh on the spelling. you did a nice job re-working and re-submitting. 4 from me dude.
GreyScorpion - December 12, 2010, 9:39 am
spelling, You're doing it wrong. 3L


ANONYMOUS - Dude really said some profound stuff.


TAGS: quotes motivation powerful fail owned
Rating: 2.71/5

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Derek - October 3, 2009, 3:59 am
Very kind of you to say so :})


BECAUSE WE BOTH HATE ALL THAT VALENTINE'S DAY CRAP -




THE REPUBLICAN PLAN - A four phase plan for domination of the country


TAGS: quayle bush palin doris chimpanzee funny
Rating: 2.42/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation F

GoForthAndDie - October 24, 2008, 7:54 pm
Shame Phase 4 isn't running this year, he'd get my vote.
Monkey - October 24, 2008, 5:17 pm
Phase Four definitely looks like a liberal.


MARRIED MEN -


TAGS: cats men liquid
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

GaryO - September 8, 2015, 11:13 pm
Hey nod. You've contributed some decent comments. How's about a poster?
GaryO - September 8, 2015, 11:10 pm
Could be. Here's credit to that whimpering simp.
nobodyofdistinction - September 8, 2015, 11:04 pm
I think this is a Bill Maher quote, and you should give credit.
Greeny - February 15, 2013, 5:15 am
But it's no fun tying a tin can to a cat's tail, if it's indoors
steve1961 - February 14, 2013, 6:28 pm
Cats belong indoors. Period.
GaryO - February 14, 2013, 10:07 am
Well, nic, you missed my little play on words. I can’t even squish a stink bug. I cradled him in my hand, took him outside, talked to him, gently set him on the deck….and watched the cat eat him
nicholsjoshua15 - February 14, 2013, 2:02 am
I live in a neighborhood and some a*s holes try to hit the cats, it really p*sses off me.
GaryO - February 13, 2013, 9:09 pm
Run over them? It’s their indecision that gets em….if some pussie runs in front of me, well, I’ll probably end up nailing it (ahem), but I never set out to nail pussie, it just happens
nicholsjoshua15 - February 7, 2013, 9:33 pm
An outdoor cat's life would be pretty good if it wasn't for jerks hurting them and and careless fools running over them. Like "Watch For Motorcycles" "Watch For kitties".
cathatersunite - April 25, 2012, 9:03 pm
Where they belong
LiquidAngel - July 5, 2011, 6:43 am
Thx :)
forseti - July 5, 2011, 6:31 am
great posters today, LA!! 5 furballs


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